OK. Lame post, but still very funny and mysteriously apt in spots

Got the idea from Dylan Breuer's blog (sarahlaughed.net). You put your first name and "...needs" into Google and see what you get, to wit:

1. Gabe needs them real!
2. Gabe needs to show more power and vastly improved plate discipline.
3. Gabe needs his own forum at this point.
4. Gabe needs work.
5. Gabe needs Gel.
6. Gabe needs presents, too.
7. Gabe needs a black, brown or similar color of 5 1/2 school shoes and sneakers.
8. Gabe needs to be quite effeminate.
9. Gabe needs his trusty old air taser.
10. Gabe needs to do it more for kicks.